Third Prize goes to the Al Qaeda organisation, which is seeking for top talent in Romania.

Second Prize goes to the girls of Deveselu. After the Americans announced they are installing a military base near the previously-obscure village of Deveselu, the mayor said:

The girls in the area are waiting for the Americans with their arms open.

So here’s the tip of the day: Learn how to fake an American accent, rent a military suit and go to Deveselu. The girls are waiting for you.

First prize goes, once again, to Microsoft Windows. Their level of awesomeness is unmatchable. Thank you, Microsoft, for lighting my livingroom in your error-screen-blue!