- prepare yourself a cheap drink. A recipe I saw at the homeless guys nearby is: mix a 0.2L bottle of sanitary alcohol (the cheapest one) with 1-2L of water (based on your preference). Goes very well with some leftover food.
- get a massage. The happy one. With just 20 euros. Business must be blooming, since half the people in the historical centre of Bucharest are handing out fliers to the other half.
- want more than a massage? Just take a stroll at night in the North Trainstation area. When you’ll see the shockingly unattractive women asking you “Hey baby, do you want a girl?”, you’ll know you’ve come to the right place.
- or just go out, smell the flowers, take some photos, enjoy the last 2 weeks of school.. ever!
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- Prepara-ti o bautura ieftina. O reteta imprumutata de la boschetarii de jos: amesteca o parte alcool sanitar (d-ala ieftin) cu cateva parti apa (dupa gust). Se recomanda la friptura de ce se gaseste prin gunoi.
- Mergi la un masaj. Special. Doar 80 de lei, iar afacerile par sa mearga bine. Dupa o tura prin centrul vechi stransesem un pumn de fliere.
- Vrei mai mult decat un masaj? Iesi la o plimbare nocturna prin zona Garii de Nord. Cand vei vedea gagicile traumatizant de frumoase, imbiindu-te cu un “Hei puiu, nu vrei o fetitza?”, vei sti ca ai ajuns unde trebuie.
- sau doar iesi p-afara, flori frunze balarii, acum cat inca nu sunt 37 de grade la umbra
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awesome 😀